Awful House-Good Food, Bad Decisions, and Great Fights!
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause strangers to ask where the nearest Awful House is, inspire random Waffle House fight stories, or make you crave bacon, coffee, and just a little bit of public disorder.
Welcome to Awful House—the only place where the coffee tastes like regret, the hash browns are scattered, smothered, and somehow still undercooked, and dinner comes with a front-row seat to somebody arguing over child support.
If you've ever walked into a 2 a.m. diner and wondered whether you were about to order breakfast or witness a cage match, this shirt is for you. It's a tribute to greasy comfort food, questionable life choices, and the beautiful chaos that somehow keeps us coming back.
Whether you're a night-shift survivor, road-trip veteran, or just appreciate the kind of establishment where the waitress calls you "hon," the cook is yelling across the grill, and someone in Booth 6 is threatening to "take it outside," this tee lets everyone know you have impeccable taste in terrible decisions.
Every shirt is professionally printed and shipped in the United States, ensuring excellent print quality, fast production, and reliable delivery.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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