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Swamp Ass Blues

$19.99
Colors: Black
Sizes: XS
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
Serving the Juice That Makes Your Booty Move

When Swamp Ass hits the stage, you're about to experience the only blues band that can make your hips sway and your underwear file a formal complaint. Their music is so greasy, so swampy, and so downright filthy that even the mosquitoes stop biting just to listen.

Fueled by screaming slide guitars, bayou soul, and enough Southern attitude to choke a gator, these boys don't just play the blues—they squeeze out fresh booty juice on the move with every note. One song in and your feet start tapping. Two songs in and your backside develops a rhythm all its own. By the encore, you're shaking things you didn't even know could jiggle.

Whether you're a blues fanatic, a lover of shameless adult humor, or just someone who appreciates a good swampy innuendo, this shirt lets everyone know you've got questionable taste... and you're damn proud of it.

 

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable dancing, spontaneous pelvic movement, and an overwhelming urge to yell, "Play that stank-ass blues!"

Every shirt is professionally printed and shipped in the United States, ensuring excellent print quality, fast production, and reliable delivery.

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit with seam

Ribbed knit with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh

DTF sleeve prints

DTF sleeve prints

The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

WashingBleachingDryingDrycleaning Ironing

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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